Cereal Slut

So, I turn to head down the cereal aisle tonight, which also happens to have the almond milk which was actually on my grocery list. Right at the head of the aisle is a display for a new cereal. Organic Maple Raisin. With a picture of raisins and oat clusters and corn flakes with maple syrup. Calling out to me. "Buy me. Buy me. Buy me."

Oat clusters. Mmmmm. Maple corn flakes. Mmmmm. Raisins. Mmmmm. Organic. Mmmmm.

Of course, I tossed the box into the cart and turned to the side with almond milk.

And muttered to myself about what cereal slut I am.

A whore with 8 different kinds of cereal in my cupboard.